Sophia Gently: Bubbles

Quotes 

• Capt. James T. Quirk : [possessed by Charly]  So, you're the uh... transporter chief?

  Crewman Bubbles : You should know, Captain, you recommended me after that one night we had together.

  Capt. James T. Quirk : Yes. What's the strangest place you've ever done it?

  Crewman Bubbles : On Herschel Savage's face, but I've always wanted to do it in the transporter. Imagine all of our atoms disassembled, and then scattered together, and then reassembled. What could be more erotic?

• [Quirk and Bubbles materialize in a strange place] 

  Crewman Bubbles : Where are we, Captain?

  Capt. James T. Quirk : [possessed by Charly]  By the looks of the orange sky, I would say Stage 7B at Desilu Studios.

  Crewman Bubbles : But Desilu Studios ended up the same time "Star Trek" did, Captain. Neither exist anymore.

  Capt. James T. Quirk : Listen, if I wanted intelligent conversation, I'd have invited that pointy-eared Mr. Sperm guy.

• Crewman Bubbles : Alright, it's true. I had sex in the transporter, but how did you know?

  Dr. Sperm : The transporter beam was set on both long-range as well as short-range, which means that you and the captain managed to materialize on the bridge as well as every room on this ship.

  Bones McJoy : As well as every dirty movie channel available on satellite TV. We all witnessed your carnal act, Crewman.

  Crewman Bubbles : Oh. Well how was it?

  Bones McJoy : I'm a doctor, dammit, not a porn critic.