- [right before Sheppard is about to go into surgery]
- Dr. Jennifer Keller: Ready?
- Maj. John Sheppard: Ready! From what I understand, I don't actually have to do anything
- Dr. Jennifer Keller: Well, that's right, you just have to lie still and, let me play with your insides.
- [she laughs, but everone else just stares at her]
- Dr. Jennifer Keller: ...Sorry
- [when Teyla is in labor with her son]
- Teyla Emmagan: You need to catch him!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: What!?
- Teyla Emmagan: You need to catch him, when I push him out!!!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh, God. Just, under hand him okay, I've never been good at baseball.
- Col. Steven Caldwell: [after Sheppard informs him of the successful rescue] Major Marks, please make that ship go away.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: I'm gonna stop making fun of combat engineers as of today, I promise. Harris up there with you?
- Muffled voice: Yes, he's here. Don't worry, we'll have you out soon.
- Ronon Dex: I thought Harris was on leave until next month.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: [Sheppard nods] If we get out of here, beer's on me, boys. What do you like, uh, Duff Beer or Oprah Ale?
- Muffled voice: Duff.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Well, they don't watch The Simpsons or drink beer.