The Office (TV Series)
Golden Ticket (2009)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : Okay, we need a golden-ticket idea to get us out of this mess. Yes?
[Pam has her hand raised]
Pam Beesly : Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
Jim Halpert : Good one.
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Andy Bernard : Every compliment has to be backhanded. "Oh, I like your dress, but I'd like it more if you had prettier hair."
Pam Beesly : That's psychotic. Do guys actually do that?
Jim Halpert : Guys with girlfriends don't.
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[as David Wallace congratulates Dwight for the Golden Ticket idea and Michael tries to get Dwight to admit it's not his]
Jim Halpert : You're talking to Dwight Schrute, the biggest "Wonka" fan I know. I mean, you've been talking about that movie for years.
Michael Scott : What?
Jim Halpert : [to Dwight] You know what, I even made fun of you when you dressed up as Willy Wonka to pitch this idea, and for that I apologize.
Dwight Schrute : Apology rejected.
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Michael Scott : I am just a net that traps all of your crappy subconscious ideas and adds a little bit of my own childhood memories and whimsy, so...
Jim Halpert : [interrupting] Okay, well, I lost a ton of money today. And I have a mortgage, so I'm a little pissed, too.
Michael Scott : Thank you. Jim is with me.
Jim Halpert : Absolutely not. I'm mad at you.
Michael Scott : Well, you know what, Jim, it is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist.
Creed Bratton : That's not why.
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Jim Halpert : Well, all I'm saying is it's a first date, so just keep a respectful distance.
Kevin Malone : Right.
Pam Beesly : I don't think Jim means to say that you shouldn't touch her.
Jim Halpert : No, that is what I mean.
Pam Beesly : Shush.