- Joy Turner: You boys finish up your homework! Don't too good at it, mama needs that summer school for free daycare.
- Earl Hickey: [Narrating] Cheerleading camp was gonna be harder than I thought, and so was changing Dodge's mind.
- Joy Turner: [Talking to her son, Dodge] Blonde hair and blue eyes is rare, so it's considered a treasure of the human race. That's what World War II is about. Why do you think the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor? Jealous!
- [Dodge waves and smiles at Catalina, who waves and smiles back]
- Joy Turner: Oh, come on! You just like her because she's the same color as pancakes!
- Earl Hickey: It used to be the best part of finishing a meal at The Crab Shack, was that you were finished with your meal at The Crab Shack.