30 Rock (TV Series)

The Natural Order (2009)

Jack McBrayer: Kenneth Parcell

Quotes 

• Kenneth Parcell : Well, as a child, I had a prize pig that I thought was my best friend. But then one day I picked up one of her piglets - she went crazy! She bit off my nut sack... that I kept tied around my belt to feed squirrels.

• Kenneth Parcell : Now you're standing on the exact spot where Gracie Allen took Jack Paar's virginity.