30 Rock (TV Series)

The Natural Order (2009)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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• Liz Lemon : Hey Jack, do you treat me any differently because I'm a woman?

  Jack Donaghy : Well, I pay you a little less, yes.

• Jack Donaghy : Paul is leaving, mother. And I think you should know why. He's married.

  Colleen Donaghy : Oh my... I know that! Paul, find something to do in the bathroom. I have to talk to my son.

  [Paul leaves] 

  Colleen Donaghy : OK, shoot.

  Jack Donaghy : You knew?

  Colleen Donaghy : It's Florida, Jack! It's like it never stopped being the '70s down there. And a guy like Paul, who can drive at night, you just don't say no to that!

• Jack Donaghy : This Thursday marks an anniversary for my mother, an unpleasant one. 35 years ago my father Jimmy Donaghy went out for a pack of cigarettes... came back, smoked one, told my mother he was leaving forever, then walked out the door.

• Jack Donaghy : I have an opportunity here, a chance to go back to the past to put things right that once went wrong.

  Liz Lemon : That's the "Quantum Leap" intro.

• Jack Donaghy : I'll see Paul and give him the speech I wrote for Jimmy Donaghy.

  Liz Lemon : Paul's not your dad.

  Jack Donaghy : But Paul's here. And he's taking advantage of my mother. What I originally wrote for my father may be dated. Who would be our current Nikita Khrushchev?

  Liz Lemon : Simon Cowell?

• Jack Donaghy : I'm tired of watching you treat my mother like this. I'm not afraid of you. You're just a big bully. Like Simon Cowell. That's right. I just called you a communist.

• Jack Donaghy : Have you ever been to Florida? It's basically a criminal population. It's America's Australia.