30 Rock (TV Series)

Jackie Jormp-Jomp (2009)

Jack McBrayer: Kenneth Parcell

Quotes 

• Jack Donaghy : Wait, you're dating one of the dancers?

  Kenneth Parcell : Oh, no sir, I actually haven't spoken to her yet, but I have a long term plan to marry her and I wanted the company to be aware of my intentions.

  Jack Donaghy : I see. I'll be sure to mention that at the next board meeting.

  Kenneth Parcell : Thank you, sir. Also, I don't know if this is harassment, but someone at the Today Show made me eat an unripe banana in front of her.

• Kenneth Parcell : Has anyone looked at this sexual harassment stuff they gave us?

  Tracy Jordan : I don't need to read it. The whole thing is loosely based on a evening I spent with Isiah Thomas.

  Kenneth Parcell : No wonder Liz got busted. According to this, you can't do anything without it being considered harassment. Did you know you have to report in-office relationships?

  Kenneth Parcell : Is that true?

  Frank Rossitano : It's the first thing listed. Have you read this?

  Kenneth Parcell : Well, I wanted to, because it's full of rules, but Miss Vieira made me throw it away. And said pretty boys like me shouldn't be filling their heads with ideas.

  Cerie : Hi, Frank.

  Frank Rossitano : [can't think of anything to say]  Coworker.

  Kenneth Parcell : [reads the manual, "Sexual Harassment in the Workplace"]  Ugh, Miss Vieira!