30 Rock (TV Series)
St. Valentine's Day (2009)
Salma Hayek: Elisa Padriera
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Quotes
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Elisa : Maybe this is God telling me we do not belong together. Maybe this is a sign.
Jack Donaghy : [his phone chimes] Look - my driver just pulled up. *That's* a sign. God wants us to leave here, get a good meal, and go to town on each other.
Elisa : [she slaps him] How dare you say something like that so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, the patron saint of judgmental statues!
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Elisa : You know what your problem is, Jack? You intellectualize everything with your big head!
Jack Donaghy : Well, you have big boobs!
Elisa : Which you'll never touch again!
Jack Donaghy : [sotto voce] This conversation has taken an unfortunate turn.