- Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Hey Pers, didn't your mom put your picture up on the Wal-mart Wall Of Heroes?
- Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yep. My grandma did when I went to Afghanistan. I'm on the Nevada, Missouri Wal-mart Wall Of Heroes. I even got my dress blues on.
- Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: If my mother ever distributed my likeness without written authorization, I would disown her.
- Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Technically speaking, Brad, but... didn't your biological parents disown you when they put you up for adoption?
- Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Point, Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art and a socio-religious culture steeped in more than 2000 years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a whiskey tango trailer park by a bow-legged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver.
- Cpl. Josh Ray Person: At least my mom took me to NASCAR!
- Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: ...Your dad's a truck driver?
- Sgt. Larry Shawn 'Pappy' Patrick: Can you imagine what the doctors would make of Ray Person?
- Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Need I remind you he is the best damn R.T.O. in the business? As long as you keep him away from your uglier daughters and your smaller livestock.
- Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Brad get up.
- Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: 56 minutes. I've been asleep for 56 minutes.
- Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Team leader meeting.
- Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: 56 minutes and just one dream.
- Cpl. Josh Ray Person: At least you got to dream.
- Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: I dreamt I was in Iraq.
- Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Were you naked?
- Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Sergeant Colbert, I was thinking. Those trees behind us, what if the guys who fired at us were in them?
- Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Much as I appreciate Rolling Stone's tactical input, I'm confident in the birds.
- Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Birds?
- Cpl. Gabe Garza: Anything moves in those trees, the birds don't sing.
- Cpl. Josh Ray Person: All Hitman victors, this is 2-1. Is it at all possible for ANY of you to back up?
- Sgt. Leandro 'Shady B' Baptista: [speaking Spanish]
- Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Goddamn Baptista! How the fuck would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?
- Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: If my mother ever distributed my likeness without written authorization I would disown her.
- Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Technically speaking Brad, but didn't your biological parents disown you when they put you up for adoption?
- Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Point Ray, I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper middle class professionals, nurtured in an environment of Learning, Art and a socioreligious culture steeped in two thousand years of Talmudic tradition, not everyone is lucky enough have been raised in Whiskey Tango trailer park, by a bull legged female who's sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch sperm from a passing truck driver.
- Cpl. Josh Ray Person: At least my mom took me to Nascar...