Generation Kill (TV Mini Series)
Screwby (2008)
Billy Lush: Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley
Quotes
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Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley : Look, I didn't mean to shoot innocent camels, all right? I'm sure I shot people.
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[while driving in the dark, looking for a turn in the road]
Cpl. Josh Ray Person : Hey, do you remember the gay dog episode of South Park? The one where, uh, Sparky runs away 'cause he's humping all those other dogs and shit?
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : [tiredly] Yes, Ray, I... I do remember it very well. But I don't see what relevance this has to our present status.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person : There's the hamlet. Our turn.
[he turns the Humvee]
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : [into the radio] Hitman Two, this is Two-One. We're makin' that turn now, over.
Lt. Nathaniel Fick : [on the radio] Roger that. Nice job, over.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person : Hey, Brad? Do your Big Gay Al for me.
[Colbert doesn't answer]
Cpl. Josh Ray Person : Come on, buddy! Do it for your old pal Ray. The one who made the right turn?
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : [lisping flamboyantly] "Well, helloooo there, little pup! I'm Big Gay Al. Have you been outcatht?"
Cpl. Josh Ray Person : [laughing] Fuck yeah.
Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley : They had this gay bar open up in the town where I'm from in Michigan, and people trashed it every night. They had to close it after a month.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person : See, but there's money in that, Trombley. Did I tell you I'm gonna open my own gay bar when I get back home? It's gonna be called The Golden Stream, and it's gonna be, like, this big urinal, right? And there's gonna be this two-way mirror that everybody pisses against. That way, when you're sitting at the bar having drinks, there's, like, all these big fuckin' giant cocks just pissing right at you.
Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley : Corporal, are you a faggot?
Cpl. Josh Ray Person : You know what? I'm gonna franchise that shit. You can have Michigan, Trombley. Very lucrative territory, homosexually speaking.
Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley : That's not funny, Corporal Person.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : Ray, give it a rest.