I Spit on Your Grave (2010)
Andrew Howard: Storch
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Quotes
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Jennifer : [while Storch has been kidnapped and tied up by Jennifer; the barrel of his own shotgun is shoved up his ass] By her, I assume you mean your daughter?
[pause]
Jennifer : She really is lovely, Sheriff! So young... so sweet... so innocent!
[pause]
Jennifer : I mean, can you imagine?
Storch : [grunting] Imagine what?
Jennifer : [Jennifer grabs Storch's gun and jams the nozzle repeatedly into his anus] Imagine that somebody had done something like *THIS* to her? Someone like Andy? Or Stanley? Or Johnny?
[Jennifer screams while she keeps sodomizing the sheriff with the gun]
Jennifer : OR MORE LIKELY *YOU*, YOU SICK, PERVERTED *RAPIST!*
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Storch : [to Stanley] You screwed up, Fat Boy!
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Storch : I'm gonna cut his retard pecker off and use it as a goddamn hood ornament.
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Storch : [hands Earl a bottle of whiskey] To the good old days.
Earl : Well, fancy! To what do I owe?
Storch : You just enjoy it...
Earl : [takes a swig of the whiskey] This is some fine whiskey! Usually you don't get something like this except at baptisms and weddings...
Storch : [cocking his rifle] And funerals.
[Storch shoots Earl; he falls down and groans]
Storch : Loose ends, Earl.
[Storch cocks his gun again]
Storch : [pause] Loose ends...
[Storch shoots Earl in the head]
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Storch : [to Stanley] EAT THAT TAPE, FAT BOY!
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Storch : [on cell phone with his wife and daughter while driving along the road] Hey, sweetheart!
Mrs. Storch : Chastity's new teacher's here!
Storch : Mrs. Novick?
Mrs. Storch : No, from the honors program.
Storch : Do you remember anything?
Mrs. Storch : Oh yeah, that's right-
[Mrs. Storch hands Chastity the cell phone]
Storch : I'm real busy, sweetheart...
Chastity Storch : Hey, Daddy!
Storch : Hello, angel! Daddy's real busy working...
Chastity Storch : But l really want you to meet my new teacher. She's way cool!
[Chastity hands a young woman the cell phone; it's actually Jennifer]
Chastity Storch : Here. Just say hi!
Jennifer : [Jennifer takes the phone and talks to Storch] Howdy, sheriff!
Storch : It's truly an honor to speak with you, Miss...
Jennifer : Hills!
[pause]
Jennifer : Jennifer Hills!
Storch : [Storch suddenly stops his car, tires screeching] Excuse me?
Jennifer : I have to tell you it's been a pleasure meeting your family.
[pause]
Jennifer : You have a wonderful daughter with a bright and promising future!
Storch : What the hell do you think you're doing?
Jennifer : We'll see soon, sheriff!
[Jennifer hangs up the cell phone and smiles politely at Mrs. Storch and Chastity]
Storch : No, wait!
[pause]
Storch : SHIT!
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Storch : [after Jennifer disappears in the lake] LISTEN UP!
[the boys listen]
Storch : Creek ends about six miles downstream in Watson. Between here and there, we're gonna find her. We split up. We check the banks, in the timber, under rocks. Hell, you see a hole big enough for her, I want you in there...
[pause]
Storch : And do not stop till y'all find me a dead city whore!
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Storch : [screaming as Jennifer leaves him the cabin to die] I'll see you in hell! I'LL RAPE YOU IN HELL! You're just a piece of meat! I'LL FIND YOU! I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN IN HELL, YOU BITCH!
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Storch : Ma'am, is this your marijuana cigarette?
Jennifer : Um, no...
[pause]
Jennifer : One of the boys must have left it.
Storch : You mean to tell me one of them guys is wearing lipstick? This ain't the big city!
Jennifer : Please, l may have smoked a joint... but that doesn't mean that l made any of this up!
Storch : [makes a call on his radio] This is Storch. l'm at Mockingbird cabin. Gonna need some backup...
Jennifer : [confused] Backup? What could you possibly need backup for? l'm the victim!
Storch : Ma'am! You've been drinking, smoking marijuana cigarettes. You got enough booze in here to put the whole town three sheets to the wind. You're running around in your sleeping garments at the crack of dawn. You gotta see this from my point of view!
Jennifer : [astonished] What? They came in here and they assaulted me! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!
Storch : Ma'am, l'm just trying to get to the bottom of this. You're making serious accusations about boys I've known since they was kids. And you haven't been altogether truthful now, have you?
[pause]
Storch : Now please, step up against the wall. Shoulder width apart.
[Jennifer is shocked]
Storch : Ma'am, please! Look right ahead. Now... I want the whole story. You tell me the whole thing. You start by telling me what those boys did.
[pause]
Storch : Tell the sheriff the truth... Show Horse.
[another pause]
Storch : Better yet, why don't you show him?
[Johnny enters]
Storch : Show him how that pretty little mouth of yours couldn't get enough as far as I recall!
[Storch feels Jennifer up]
Storch : They do this? Nice little tits!
[Jennifer sobs and groans]
Storch : I asked you a question.
Jennifer : [cries] Please!
Johnny : You show the sheriff your teeth there, Show Horse!
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Storch : [after hitting Jennifer] You oughta tame that little mare of yours!
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Johnny : [as Storch suddenly drives up in front of his trailer, tires screeching] Oh, shit!
Stanley : [Storch stops his car, gets out and advances towards Stanley with his pistol] What?
[Stanley backs away]
Stanley : I didn't do anything, Sheriff!
Storch : [shows Stanley the tape] Then you wanna tell me why this was dropped off to my house?
[pause]
Storch : TO MY WIFE!
[Storch angrily runs to Stanley and shoves the tape in his mouth]
