United States of Tara (TV Series)

Pilot (2009)

Brie Larson: Kate Gregson

Quotes 

• Kate : Nice whale-tale.

  Tara : [as 'T']  Quit hating. You wish you had all this.

• Tara : We're fully laminated.

  Kate : This is why I love you the best of all the alters!

  Tara : Drugs not hugs.

• Tara : Kate! I did not raise you to let boys who wear pigtails push you around.

  Benjamin Lambert : These are samurai knots!

  Kate : Mom, we're fine. We're having a dialogue about our relationship

  Tara : We? Honey, this Power Puff Boy does not warrant a collective pronoun.

  Benjamin Lambert : Is this the bitch character or something? Make her turn it off.

• Marshall : Mom?

  Kate : No. Mom keeps her ass-crack in check. It's "T".

  Marshall : [He turns around and sees a pink thong]  I can see that now.

• Tara : [as alter 'T']  I love that gloss on you. It makes you look porno.

  Kate : Really?

• Max : [Talking to his daughter about her mom]  You know a bad surprise is a trigger for her.

  Kate : Dad, everything is a trigger lately. I mean, why can't mom be manic depressive like all the other moms? You can't expect me to be the perfect child all the time, just because mom acts like a lot of different people when she's stressed.