Peep Show (TV Series)

Jeremy's Manager (2008)

Matt King: Super Hans

Quotes 

• Super Hans : You've got a bloody suitcase on wheels. Real men don't get the Earth to help carry their luggage, mate. They carry it themselves.

• Jeremy Usborne : [looking at some DVDs Hans has brought]  What's those, something a bit red hot for downtime?

  Super Hans : Don't pigeonhole me, dude. Barchester Chronicles. Ecclesiastical politics when you're high. These guys really knew how to do a fucking number on each other.

• Jeremy Usborne : We're going on tour. We're gonna get fucked up and monged out and messed up and dicked over.

  Super Hans : We wanna wallow in our own filth, Mark. Have a good old fucking wallow.

• Super Hans : I could do with a roadie. Someone to pick the lovelies after the gig. Hump the gear. Sniff out the street chat.

  Mark Corrigan : Exactly. Drugs, birds and physical labour. Them's me specialties.

• Cally : So, I checked out your stuff on MySpace and I literally freaked, big time.

  Jeremy Usborne : [to Super Hans]  Yeah, see? I was so right to get us on the internet. The internet's gonna be massive, I keep telling you.

  Super Hans : Yeah, we'll see.