- Ensign Sandra Collins: WAVES, ten-hut! Left face! Drop purses! Unsnap blouses! Drop skirts! Hats off!
- [the PT73 crew cheers]
- German Captain: [the German U-boat crew is preparing to fire torpedoes] Hold everything.
- [watching the girls through the periscope]
- German Captain: Ya, Ya.
- German Exec.: Captain?
- German Captain: Not yet. First we must get into a better position. Get closer.
- German Exec.: Captain, please, can I fire the torpedoes now?
- German Captain: Quiet, dummkopf! Get closer.
- [first lines]
- Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: [screams] Carpenter, you come in here!
- Lt. Elroy Carpenter: [enters Binghamton's office] Oh, Sir. Sir, you found my salami.
- Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: Yes, I did.
- Lt. Elroy Carpenter: Where was it?
- Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: Uh, where was it? It was filed under S. Where else would it be?
- Lt. Elroy Carpenter: Under S, Sir?
- Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: Yes.
- Lt. Elroy Carpenter: Well, no wonder I couldn't find it. I thought I had filed it under M - for meat.