It's Complicated (2009)

Alec Baldwin: Jake Adler

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• Jane : Don't you ever eat at your house?

  Jake : Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.

• Jake : I'm sorry.

  Jane : How far back does that 'sorry' go?

  Jake : How far back do you need it to go?

  Jane : Wa-ay back.

• Jake : Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?

• Harley : Are you smoking WEED in the guest bathroom?

  Jake : Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone?

  Harley : Oh no. Of course not. Just add it to the list.

• Jane : Oh! It's official! We are having an affair!

  Jake : Why do you need to label everything?

  Jane : Because that's what this is!

• Jake : Home Sweet Home.

• Jake : I don't regret giving it another shot.

  Jane : It probably would have worked, if you hadn't been married.

  Jake : I wouldn't have considered it, if I wasn't.

  Jane : I don't regret it either.

• Jake : And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native. I was into it!

• Jake : And what's with the "big guy"? Is it because I'm fat?

• Jake : [Discussing Jane's lack of a bikini wax]  You've gone native. I dig it.

• Jake : You know what they say, "People who live in nursing homes that have plants live longer than the people without plants."