- Julio Sanchez: Yeah, the neighbor who called in the "shots fired" knew him as Darren. Last name on the mailbox is Melman.
- Louie Provenza: Well, my vast experience as a detective tells me that his name is... Darren Melman.
- David Gabriel: I, uh, pulled the file on the, uh, vandalism bust, and apparently Mr. Melman broke into his high school, where he, uh... defecated on the principal's desk.
- Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson: Ew!
- Louie Provenza: Which means he's been dropping bombs his whole life.
- Russell Taylor: I-I would really hate to see you get blown up by a pipe bomb just as I... I've gotten used to you.
- Andy Flynn: Chief, you get upset with us when we break the rules, you get upset with us when we follow the rules. If you wanna beef us for pulling you out of a bomb scene, be my guest!
- Brenda Leigh Johnson: We could wait here all day.
- John McFadden: [amused] No, we can't. You're running out of time.
- John McFadden: See, I didn't create... I didn't create this bullshit world. I just want to do as much damage as I can before I go.
- Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson: [as she's carried down the stairs over the shoulder of a bomb squad member] I could walk this, you know.