- [first lines]
- Zoë Bell: So bored! I just want to play with my friends!... Wait a minute. Ha-ha, I can play with my friends!
- [Zoe kicks the camera and, virtually, Lucy reels from the blow]
- Lucy Lawless: What the heck, Zozo?
- [Lucy swings at the camera, clobbering Tara Macken virtually and the fight is on!]
- [last lines]
- [after being tackled by Renae Moneymaker]
- Zoë Bell: I love this game! Who wants to play next week?
- KT Tunstall: [turning on the light in her bathroom] Guys. Guys. Did I miss it? I was just playing guitar on the toilet in the dark. Well, can you please make sure you tell me about next week so I can be on it. 'Cause, otherwise...
- [KT clobbers the camera with her guitar]
- [after a frisky puppy causes her to lose her balance and fall heavily to the floor]
- Julia Butters: I got pads on.
- [Julia virtually elbows Angela Meryl in the face]
- [Lauren Mary Kim virtually kicks Florence in the back of the head]
- Florence Pugh: Ow!
- [Florence angrily picks up a full bottle of wine, starts to swing it, thinks better of it, grabs a dumbbell instead and virtually clobbers the next actress]
- [after being virtually tickled by Rosie Perez]
- Lilly Aspell: I hate being tickled.
- [Lilly virtually clobbers Thandie Newton]