- Kahlan Amnell: [Approaching the Daharan camp] It's not well-guarded. That's lucky.
- Richard Cypher: You know what Zedd says, "A man who trusts in luck better have plenty of it".
- Kahlan Amnell: Where have you been?
- Richard Cypher: Uh, I got my foot caught in a hunter's trap.
- Kahlan Amnell: Oh, I'm sure you got something caught somewhere. We need to move, now!
- Richard Cypher: Kahlan, why did you do that?
- Kahlan Amnell: Do what?
- Richard Cypher: What is this? You take your clothes off. You swim that close to me...
- Kahlan Amnell: Take my clothes off? What are you talking about?
- Richard Cypher: [notices] Your hair's dry.
- [realizes:]
- Richard Cypher: That wasn't you in the lake.
- Kahlan Amnell: Your hair's wet. That wasn't you in the forest.
- [realizes:]
- Kahlan Amnell: Someone has got some very powerful magic.
- Richard Cypher: [draws his sword] Someone very close by.
- [realizes:]
- Richard Cypher: Oh, no...!
- Kahlan Amnell: What?
- Richard Cypher: I know my sword, and this isn't it.
- Kahlan Amnell: Someone stole the Sword of Truth? How did that happen?
- Richard Cypher: I was distracted.
- Kahlan Amnell: [exasperated] By a naked woman you went swimming with.
- Richard Cypher: But I thought that was you. They can't be far! I'll look for tracks by the lake. You go up the path!
- Clayre, transformed into Kahlan: [deceitful couple got locked up] If you were the real Seeker, you'd have sacrificed yourself and let the woman get away.
- Frytss, transformed into Richard: When a real woman comes along, I'll do just that.
- Frytss, transformed into Richard: You're not just doing this because I look like this, are you?
- Clayre, teansformed into Kahlan: Oh,
- [laughing:]
- Clayre, teansformed into Kahlan: if I cared about looks, do you think I'd have picked the likes of you to begin with?
- [both laugh]
- Frytss, transformed into Richard: We'll get out of this, Clayre. No matter what. We've gotten out of worse. Like the time we were doing the kidnapped sister in Glensborough.
- Clayre, teansformed into Kahlan: [laughing] And the Duke walked in when I was changing my wig.
- Frytss, transformed into Richard: And he threw us into the dungeon with that ogre.
- Clayre, teansformed into Kahlan: Who smelled of rotten monkeys.
- [laughs, then slaps him hard]
- Clayre, teansformed into Kahlan: None of which would have happened if you hadn't taken it upon yourself to deflower the Duke's daughter. Have you ever met a woman who you thought wouldn't look better with her knickers on the bedpost?
- Frytss, transformed into Richard: Clayre...
- Clayre, teansformed into Kahlan: Oh, don't even try. I'd have to be a few tomatoes short of a salad to go down that garden path again. I don't know about you, but I am getting out of this dung heap.
- [at cell door:]
- Clayre, teansformed into Kahlan: Hello? Anyone out there?
- Clayre, transformed into Kahlan: [to Richard] You may be the one true Seeker, but you're not very much fun.