- Tony Stonem: Three things, Sid. 1: Get rid of the hat, it makes you look retarded.
- Sid Jenkins: Right.
- Tony Stonem: [Tony kisses his forehead] 2: I always loved you the best, Sid. 3... I can't think of a three.
- [Tony hugs him]
- Sid Jenkins: New York? Why would I wanna go to New York?
- Tony Stonem: She's thin, she's blonde, and she says "Wow..." a lot.
- Graham Miles: Hi. Can I speak to Sid Jenkins?
- Sid Jenkins: You are.
- Graham Miles: Oh! You're Sid? I imagined you'd be fatter, with bigger ears...
- Sid Jenkins: The three of us. Together again. And we've all seen each other naked. Which is... nice.