- [a clip from The Boys Club clip plays]
- Chris Penn: We've outlined the rules. Very specifically. Women have to take off their tops. Right boys?
- Amy Stewart: That's uh, pretty funny.
- Devon Sawa: Go ahead.
- Chris Penn: Turn down the music, Brad.
- Stuart Stone: Why?
- Chris Penn: Brad.
- [Brad turns the music down as requested]
- Amy Stewart: Okay, Hold on, are you some kind of pervert or something?
- Dominic Zamprogna: Okay, Lets say we talk about something else, hey guys?
- Amy Stewart: No, you know what Kyle? I think I'd better go, okay? I'm just gonna go.
- Dominic Zamprogna: Luke, c'mon she's my friend!
- Chris Penn: [to Megan] Sit down. Look at me, Megan. Look at me. Do you see how I'm not laughing?
- Amy Stewart: Okay, um, what- what the hell's going on here?
- Chris Penn: Well, what's going on is we're gonna have a little show and you're the entertainment. Take off you're uh, top. Follow the rules.
- Amy Stewart: Okay, um, are you guys just gonna sit there?
- Chris Penn: Yeah, they're just gonna sit there. They're waiting. Megan!
- Dominic Zamprogna: C'mon, man!
- Chris Penn: You're gonna learn to like this.
- [Megan slowly unbuttons her top]
- Chris Penn: Have you seen this before, Kyle? Huh? Now's you're chance. C'mon! Take it off! Take off that last button!
- Narrator: He brought them hope, he gave them laughter, he showed them wisdom, and then he took it all away.
- Hal Douglas: [From trailer shown in clip] Now, for the madness to end, the boys must stand together.
- Hal Douglas: [From trailer shown in clip] For boys like Kyle, Brad and Eric, good friends are like family, pretty girls are a mystery, and an old shack can feel like home.
- Devon Sawa: [a clip from The Boys Club clip plays]
- [yelling out loud in the store]
- Devon Sawa: All I wanna do, is get totally pissed.
- Dominic Zamprogna: [a clip from The Boys Club clip plays] They didn't accept me. But you didn't know that, did you? You didn't even read it did you?
- Nicholas Campbell: But, Kyle, I just didn't want you to be disappointed, there son, ya know?
- Dominic Zamprogna: Oh, Jesus, thank you fucking so much, thank you!
- Nicholas Campbell: You be careful, mister.
- Jarred Blancard: [a clip from The Boys Club clip plays] What you gonna shove me around? Huh, c'mon you think I fucking care?
- Nicholas Campbell: Oh, what?
- Jarred Blancard: [Jake tries to imitate Bruce Lee] C'mon! Lets go!
- [Jake tries to again imitate Bruce Lee, and Kyle's Dad shoves him to the ground]