Metal Lords (2022)

Jaeden Martell: Kevin

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Quotes 

• Kevin : I am talking to a girl. I'm not even afraid of her. Beer is amazing.

• Emily : Oh, my man slapped them in their faces with his double bass dick.

  Kevin : Yes. Uh, yes, I did.

• Kevin : Metal is commitment AND speaking truth to power AND sticking it to the man AND speed. Metal is taking the wheel.

• [Hunter says having Emily the cellist in their heavy metal band would be gay] 

  Kevin : Gay? Gay? Our band is called Skullfucker. Skull-fucker. You named it that to impress girls? We're gonna die virgins in a band called Skullfucker.

• [Hunter speaks of Kevin and himself not fitting in] 

  Kevin : She doesn't fit in either. Why can't we all not fit in together?

• Kevin : Why is that the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard?

  Hunter : Because a cello-playing girl is so non-metal that even thinking about it is evaporating my balls.

• Hunter : [halting the jam]  What was that?

  Kevin : I was just... You said "Play some'in' fast."

  Hunter : Did you read the music that I wrote for you?

  Kevin : [pointing to sheet music]  Yeah.

  Hunter : Do you know what polyrhythms are?

• Kevin : What's the one with the song?

• Kevin : If we devote ourselves to metal, we'll own this school. Everybody will see what we really are and worship us like gods.