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MPAA Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language, drug references and comic violence
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Sex & Nudity

  • A man takes off his underwear and throws it at another man.
  • it is heard from a basketball player that he sings and the priest the molested me and the priest slaps his butt
  • a girls water brakes all over the 2 guys
  • 5 adult jokes dr. Phil says yet me show you why my frat brothers used to call me dr Phil Ya up and kisses a girl
  • a girl is seen with bra and panties a guy gets out of bed and says i have been giving you're girl the flavor of love
  • a princess says that the prince is her pimp
  • a guy tell her pregnant girlfriend she needs a abortion and she says no
  • A young man appears nude and we see a full frontal pose (his genital area is covered), jumps onto the back of another young man and we then see the nude man from the back and side (bare buttocks are visible); while struggling, the nude man asks the other man out on a date several times and receives no answer.

Violence & Gore

  • During a shaky, windy scene, a dozen dismembered arms, thighs, hands, and feet drop from the sky and we see each one, very red, with a bone sticking out (they look like plastic).
  • Four young adults enter a storeroom in the darkness and hear flapping wings, mechanical chipmunks with wide, yellow-ring irises use demonic voices to sing unintelligible lyrics.
  • One foams at the mouth and they all fly and chase the four people, biting them (no blood) on the shoulders, necks, backs.
  • And on the genitals of one male (through clothing); the people beat the chipmunks with metal poles and then trap them in a metal garbage can (we hear grunting, screaming, crying, crunching and thudding), the chipmunks knock down a pregnant teen and eat her back (we see ribs and vertebrae and a small amount of blood and gore.)
  • A young woman eats a beer bottle (we see her very bloody mouth and blood runs down the left side of her chin), and the scene cuts to her on a street outside with friends (no blood).
  • A young woman rides in a car, steps out into broken glass and her bare toes are shown completely bloodied (when she walks into a nearby building, her toes show no blood or injury at all).
  • A large meteor strikes a sidewalk, the camera pans around it and we see the top half of a young woman (she shows no pain and sings commercials).
  • A man falls from the sky to impale himself on a sword held by another man: there is no blood, and the scene ends abruptly.
  • A boulder falls onto a young woman: she disappears, we see no injury and a man screams, "They killed her, they killed her."
  • A young woman runs up to a race car, pulls the driver from the car, throws him to the ground, takes an automatic handgun from his pocket, empties two clips of ammo shooting at him (off camera) and she and two friends take the car and drive away.
  • In four scenes we see young adults (two women and two men) shot between the eyes, with the bullet going in and leaving a red circle.
  • In a museum, a young woman is pinned to the floor by the spear of a statue that has fallen forward, we see a streak of blood from her shoulder, three other young people enter the room, one man drops a vase on her head to knock her out but fails, another man punches her in the face and head- butts her twice, she is punched in the face again several times, and the statue is pulled off her and she gets up (her shoulder shows no wound).
  • A young man throws a spear in a museum and jumps onto the back of another young man and they struggle, falling into glass cases and shattering them; no injuries occur.
  • A pregnant teen is shown from the chest-up while, seemingly, her legs come up and kick a man in the face several times without effort; a slimy baby's leg comes up and kicks the man's face as well, it is pushed into the man's mouth and the teen says, "Suck it!"
  • The opening sequence is obscured by a very wide black band that runs completely across the middle of the screen, we hear animal growls and see running bare feet and then a bare shoulder in a jungle; when the band disappears it reveals a young bare-chested man lying back on the ground in a close up, another young man in a wrestling singlet stands over him and challenges him to an American Gladiators duel with padded batons, and they struggle and strike each other (there are no visible injuries).
  • A martial arts fight occurs between a giant panda dressed in shorts and a young man: they scuffle, grimace, and screech, use bamboo poles (neither is injured), then break the poles in half and use them to fight again (no one is injured) and the panda is knocked down and the scene ends.
  • A man throws a cable, it sticks to a car, he is dragged down the street and around the corner and reappears unharmed, but dirty, in another scene.
  • A dwarf slams through a stone wall and is unharmed.
  • A young man accidentally hits a young woman in the face with the tip of a whip and we see a red mark.
  • A young man swings on a whip from a ceiling light and an Earth tremor ends the scene.
  • A large paper-maché cow falls onto two men and onto a trio of large mechanical chipmunks; we do not see any injuries and all the characters reappear in other scenes.
  • Two young men in separate scenes are struck in the crotch and bend over in pain, but recover quickly.
  • Throughout the film, young adults slap one another in the face.
  • An earthquake shakes a party hall, everyone runs outside screaming and crying, but no one is hurt; additional tremors occur throughout the film, but no one is injured.
  • Emergency radio broadcasts warn of danger three times and a crowd at a party screams and runs outside each time.
  • We see a large dinosaur skeleton in a dark museum, we see footprints from the skeleton, and men and women scream.
  • A homeless man in dirty clothing sleeps on a bus stop bench and an 8-year-old boy yells insults at him, goes away and the man falls off the bench to end the scene.
  • Throughout the film, a pregnant teen lifts her shirt to show her abdomen, break dances with spinning on her bare abdomen on the ground, sprays milk from both breasts while still clothed (we see this from behind) into the face of a man until he is drenched from head to chest, and ejects the slimy foot of the fetus (we see only the foot, not her genitals) to kick a man in the face and states that her water is breaking.
  • A young woman impersonating Amy Winehouse comes out from behind a tree in a field and has hair two feet high, saber tooth fangs, black and rotten teeth, and tattoos on her right arm, left shoulder, abdomen, and left top of breast.
  • After chugging a gallon of scotch, a young woman burps for a full minute into the face of a young man and then burps several times more.
  • A young man sits on a couch filled with food of all types and stuffs his mouth messily.

Profanity

  • 2 uses of the f-word 20 uses of shit 2 used as shitty 2 with bull 8 uses of hell 1 use of whore, tits, dick, Jesus christ, 1hoe, 1 slut, bastard, piss, oh god, screw and bloody 5 uses of bitch 9 uses of ass 2 with hole 3 uses of damn 2 with god
  • 1 use of the t slur
  • People sing the total drama song while saying the s word many times
  • Name-calling. Words include: douche, hoe, stink-eye, battlecross galactica, sea monkey, crackhead, witch, LL Not Cool J, Moorish Ruffian, dark muffin, dark prince, and crazy.
  • Stereotypical remarks that reduce women to brainless sexual objects and insult transvestites, dwarves, black people, and men in general. Harlem is said to be a ghetto.
  • the unrated version has 70 uses of the f-word 40 uses of a-s 30 uses of sh-t 40 uses of h-ll 5 uses of the g-d-word 9 uses of b-tch and other words and 9 uses of cunt

Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking

  • A pregnant teen pours a pint of vodka into a gallon of orange juice and chugs it at a party, saying it is time to get the baby drunk.
  • A young woman takes a gallon of scotch out of her big hairdo and chugs it (she does not seem affected by it),
  • Two party scenes show hundreds of bottles of beer and wine.
  • Young men and women are shown holding cups and bottles of beer, half-filled glasses of wine, tall glasses of liquor and a few take sips.
  • A man asleep on a bus stop bench rolls off and a bottle of whiskey rolls away on the sidewalk.
  • Bottles of wine are shown on a coffee table in a living room.
  • Two young men fill tote bags with liquor bottles to take away from a party, but drop them when the building begins to shake and the scene ends.
  • Song lyrics contain the phrase "hooked on reefer."
  • A young woman holds a cigar in her mouth briefly in a quick camera pan over her face -- the cigar is unlit.

Frightening & Intense Scenes

  • None. This is meant to be a comedy
  • The only thing frightening about this movie is the fact that it was made in the first place.

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