Disaster Movie (2008) Poster

Gary 'G. Thang' Johnson: Calvin

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Quotes 

  • Calvin : Man, you messed shit up with Amy. You're lucky a girl like that would even talk to you. She's hot, sexy. She got a job. Man, that girl out of your league.

    Will : She's not out of my league.

    Calvin : Shit, she gotta put up with your stank breath. Not to mention your abnormally high plumber's crack.

  • Enchanted Princess : [singing]  My dear prince, you have rescued me you have caught me in your arms...

    Calvin : [singing]  Actually you landed on my balls!

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