Ella Smith: Lucy
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Quotes
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Lucy : [Chelsea's tapping the brick wall] Chelsea, what are you doing?
Chelsea : Looking for a secret door. Places like this always have a secret door.
[everyone rolls their eyes]
Lucy : Chelsea, you truly are...
Chelsea : [a secret door opens] I truly am a what? Smarter than your average, brainless slapper?
Lucy : [in disbelief] Yeah, smarter that your average, brainless slapper.
Chelsea : You better believe it.
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Chelsea : And, that's why Lucy will always be a virgin.
[the Posh Totties "aww!" and do tear faces]
Lucy : What? As opposed to a brainless slapper, you mean? Seriously, she'd snog a melon if you drew a mouth on it.
[the other girls laugh loudly]
Bella : That's not fair! It was a grapefruit, actually, and it was years ago.
Chelsea : Bella! That was a secret.
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Annabelle Fritton : Treasure Hunter, Come for naught, It seems your dreams have fallen short.
Chelsea : For pirate though I may have been, I ventured for a change of scene.
Chelsea : Resolving to change my ways, From sailing seas to mounting plays.
Lucy : Writing many in this room, With Shakespeare as my on-De-ploom.
Lucy : In you of gold I humbly pray, You'll kindly take my final play.
Annabelle Fritton : Anound did you find it hard, to credit that I was the bard.
Annabelle Fritton : The timely truth may now unfold, That all the while I was... a girl.
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Lucy : [the girls are in the headmasters' office in the boys' school; and they spot a gold ring hanging with the headmasters' portrait] Look what he's wearing!
Chelsea : Ah, so now, *you're* the Style Queen, are you?
Saffy : Yeah, we're looking for a ring, not fashion tips.
Lucy : But he's *wearing* a ring! Well, an earring, anyway.
Chelsea , Saffy , Bella : [in unison] Yeah. In a painting.
[the Posh Totties put their fingers in and sizzle their fingers together]
