- Jake Kong Jr.: Whatcha reading, Eddie?
- Eddie Spenser Jr.: A good book, Jake, called Don Quick Sotty.
- Jake Kong Jr.: That's pronounced 'Quixote'. I read that in school. All about some crazy, Spanish knight, right?
- Eddie Spenser Jr.: Sorta, I guess. But I, I, but I think the point of the book is that Don Quicks- Eh, I mean, eh... Quixote always tried to do good deeds. E-even for people who didn't appreciate them.
- Enrique Sandoval: That stupid farmer doesn't know it, but his farm is right on top of the richest copper mine in all of Spain!
- Red: A what mine?
- Enrique Sandoval: Copper, you idiot, copper!
- Yellow: Copper? A policeman? Where?
- Enrique Sandoval: Ai, ai, ai, muy estupido. No, you fools. Copper is a valuable metal.
- [takes a coin out of his pocket]
- Enrique Sandoval: It is used for making money. And I love to make money...
- Humberto de la Torres: Don Quixote? I... I would be honored if you would autograph my copy of 'Don Quixote'. I'd like to remember you, always.
- Don Quixote: You will, my son. Every time you read my adventures, for that is the adventure of reading, that you can always visit me again and thus, the story is never over.