- Madame Why: When my crystal ball flashes, it's Prime Evil. When it's red like this, it means trouble. Big trouble. Lets see what Prime Crime is doink.
- Jake Kong Jr.: That's funny. My nose is twitching. There's ghosts around.
- Eddie Spenser Jr.: Maybe your nose is practicing?
- Jake Kong Jr.: [after time traveling back to ancient Rome] Well, I'll be... that looks just like your wagon, Madam Why.
- Madame Why: It is my wagon. It's been in the family for centuries.
- Jake Kong Jr.: Suffering Spirits! Look at Marcus's horses!
- Eddie Spenser Jr.: They're made of steel.
- Jake Kong Jr.: Right! They're robots.
- Tanya: What's a robot?