- Neil 'Smithy' Smith: I've been thinking about ending it all, to be honest. Suicide.
- Gavin Shipman: What?
- Neil 'Smithy' Smith: Big time. How many Neurofen would I need to finish me off?
- Gavin Shipman: You? You'd need hundreds.
- Neil 'Smithy' Smith: I can't afford that, can I? Not if I'm going to have a holiday this year.