Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Winky-Dink Time (2008)
Carrie Reichenbach: Alexis
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Quotes
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Alexis : Shall we, uhm, take care of business before we get started?
Alan Harper : [giddy] Oh, oh, absolutely. Uh... uh, no... "no money - no honey"... no, "no lootie - no bootie"... "no cash advance, I'm not in your pants"! That was four hundred, right?
Alexis : Five.
Alan Harper : [embarrassed] Oh, of course, five. Why did I think it was four?
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Alexis : [Alan is kissing on the couch with a hooker] Oh, baby, you really turn me on!
Alan Harper : Hang on a sec. I'm a little bummed by that 'turn me on' part. I want to believe you, but I've been with enough women to know it doesn't happen that fast. Sometimes it doesn't happen at all!
Alexis : Honey, I would not lie to you.
Alan Harper : [Sarcastically] Of course not, why would you lie to me? I'm just saying it would help if you could tone down the narration to a more believable level.
Alexis : Alright.
[They start kissing again]
Alexis : Oh, you are the best kisser!
Alan Harper : Okay. Again! I happen to know for a fact that I'm not the best kisser.
Alexis : I'm a little confused here!
Alan Harper : I'm just not buyin' it! And since I *am* buying it, I should be able to buy it! All you have to do is tell the truth. There's no need for hyperbolae.
Alexis : Alright.
[They start kissing again]
Alexis : Oh, Alan, your lips are so thin and dry!
Alan Harper : Okay, now we're cookin'!
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Alexis : Sorry I'm a little late.
Alan Harper : That's okay. As long as it doesn't come out of my... y'know, winky dink time!