NCIS (TV Series)
Judgment Day (Part I) (2008)
Cote de Pablo: Ziva David
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Quotes
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NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance : Did you know Mike Franks was involved in this?
Tony DiNozzo : [speaking simultaneously with Ziva] No.
Ziva David : Yes.
NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance : Want to take a moment to get your stories straight?
Ziva David : [speaking simultaneously with Tony] No.
Tony DiNozzo : Yes.
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Ziva David : [to Tony] First movie quote I hear, I am driving.
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Tony DiNozzo : [calling McGee] What took you so long? Were you sitting at my desk?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [obviously lying] No!
Tony DiNozzo : You're lying.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Tony, what do you want?
Ziva David : Your advice.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You lost the Director, didn't you?
Tony DiNozzo : No!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Now you're lying.
Tony DiNozzo : You *were* sitting at my desk.
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NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance : Whose side are you on?
Tony DiNozzo , Ziva David : Gibbs.
NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance : Well you finally got your story straight.
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Tony DiNozzo : Paperwork had a deep voice.
Ziva David : She is with a man. Does not mean she is sleeping with him.
Tony DiNozzo : You're right. I'm sure they're tag-teaming the paperwork.
Ziva David : She's hiding something from us.
Tony DiNozzo : Yes. It's called a sex life. Maybe if you had one, you'd be a little more understanding.
Ziva David : [laughs] Ooh, I could tell you stories.
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Ziva David : Call the Los Angeles Police Department, tell them you are conducting a local investigation, and ask them to track down the GPS coordinates of the director's rental.
Tony DiNozzo : That's all?
Ziva David : It will make me very happy to know where she is. It'll be like "Chinatown." I will even let you do your Jack.
Tony DiNozzo : [as Jack Nicholson] Well, how do you like them apples?
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Ziva David : If you value that hand, I suggest you back away, slowly.
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Tony DiNozzo : I said, why don't you make yourself useful.
Ziva David : What do you want me to do, hold your... nozzle?
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Ziva David : [DiNozzo is leering at a young woman at the funeral] Is that why we're here, so you can Google the girl?
Tony DiNozzo : "Ogle."
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : I saw you two went swimming.
[DiNozzo angrily closes his desk drawer, and walks to McGee's desk]
Tony DiNozzo : What are you saying McGee?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : ...Nah
[DiNozzo removes his jacket]
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : I'm saying I saw a picture of Ziva at the pool when...
Tony DiNozzo : Say it!
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Say what?
Tony DiNozzo : I screwed up! You can say it, Probie.
[Ziva walks to McGee's desk]
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : It was not your fault.
Ziva David : Thank you.