How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Ten Sessions (2008)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Gloria : Is something wrong?
Ted Mosby : No, it's just, um... I'm just a little embarrassed. I thought this was a date. But it's no big deal. Don't worry about it.
Brenda : [to Gloria] What's wrong?
Gloria : Ted's embarrassed - he thought this was a date.
Brenda : [to Kourtney] Ted thought this was a date.
Kourtney : Stella, did you know Ted thought this was a date?
Dr. Stella Zinman : What? I'm not allowed to date a patient. It's an AMA rule.
Kourtney : [to Brenda] She's not allowed to date patients. It's an AMA rule.
Brenda : [to Gloria] She's not allowed to date patients. It's an AMA rule.
Gloria : [to Ted] She's not allowed to date...
Ted Mosby : Yeah, I got it.
Old Guy : We all got it. Ted's a schmuck!
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Dr. Stella Zinman : Ah, the tramp stamp. My bread and butter. So I'm guessing that the real story involves a bad breakup and some booze? Unless that's a gang tattoo, in which case I think it's time to find a new gang.
Ted Mosby : Actually, I asked for a caterpillar, and a few weeks later...
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Ted Mosby : You do magic, how is juggling any lamer than magic?
Barney Stinson : Magic's not lame...
[shouts]
Barney Stinson : The flame!
[sparks come out of his sleeves, scares everyone]
Marshall Eriksen : [Startled] Ahh
Lily Aldrin : Barney no, no. We said no fire balls at the table.
Marshall Eriksen : What the hell is wrong with you?
Robin Scherbatsky : There's alcohol in here!
Barney Stinson : But... I...
Wendy : Barney, we've talked about this. It's a fire code violation.
Barney Stinson : Yea, but Ted provoked me.
Lily Aldrin : No no, you are in a time out now. Go sit over there.
Barney Stinson : But...
Lily Aldrin : Go.
[Barney moves one booth back, still facing the camera and still to the right of Robin]
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Dr. Stella Zinman : Abby goes bowling with her church group every Wednesday night... and she really wanted to invite you, but she's too shy.
Ted Mosby : Abby is...?
Dr. Stella Zinman : My receptionist. You really made quite an impression on her with the coffee the other day. I mean, she has really not stopped talking about you.
Ted Mosby : Oh, Abby. I thought you said "Alan."
Dr. Stella Zinman : But you just said, "Abby is...?"
Ted Mosby : Right. Right, I thought I said "Alan."
Dr. Stella Zinman : Who's Alan?
Ted Mosby : Who's Abby?
Dr. Stella Zinman : My receptionist.
Ted Mosby : Exactly.
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Ted Mosby : I'm not some top 40 song, easily digestible. I'm complex, and require multiple listens. I'm Stairway to Heaven.
Robin Scherbatsky : Boy, Roger Daltry must be rolling over in his grave.
[everyone stares at her]
Robin Scherbatsky : What? I got the wrong guy, didn't I? He's not even dead, is he?