The Muppets (2011)

Jack Black: Jack Black

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Quotes 

• Jack Black : I'm being held captive by these weirdos!

  Statler : Now you know how we've felt for the last forty years.

• Jack Black : Animal, what are you doing here?

  Animal : ...Acting... Naturaaaal.

• Miss Piggy : Kermit, we found a celebrity! Jack Black has graciously agreed to host the show for us.

  Kermit the Frog : That's great! Where is he?

  Miss Piggy : In the trunk.

  Jack Black : [Inside car trunk]  Get me out of here!

• Jack Black : Where am I? Why am I so fancy? This is not good for my image!

• Jack Black : [after Rowlf, Sam, Link & Beaker remove towels from his head that is the size of a tennis ball]  Wow, it was hot in there. What's going on? Why is my body so big? and what happened to my voice? It sound like a chipmunk! Wait a second, did you guys shrink my head?

• Fozzie Bear : I went to this bad sea food place the other day. Yeah, it was so bad, the catch of the day was salmon-ella!

  [No one laughs] 

  Jack Black : [in pain]  That joke is so 50 years old.

  [the audience laughs] 

• Jack Black : [after punching Gary]  That's my trigger word, too.

  Moderator : Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday.

  Jack Black : Tuesday's another one of my TRIGGER WORDS!

  [punches a classmate] 

  Moderator : I DON'T THINK SO!

  [punches Jack Black] 

  Moderator : Sorry.

• Jack Black : Go, Animal! Be free! But, remember, no drumming!

• Jack Black : [sings reluctantly while still tied up]  Mahna mahna.

  Snowth , Snowth : [the Snowths sing]  Do-doo, do-doo doo

  Selena Gomez : [sings]  Mahna mahna

  Snowth , Snowth : [the Snowths sing]  Do-doo, doo-doo...

  Miss Poogy : Hey Richman! We had a deal!

  Janooce : Yeah, for reallies!

  Fozzie Moopet : Yeah, you owe us money, man. What the wocka!