- Pam Shipman: While I remember, will you sort your washing out ASAP? I've got a white wash ready but it's got to go on tonight, because your dad's run out of pants. You've had to go commando today. Isn't that right, Mick?
- Mick Shipman: What?
- Pam Shipman: You've got no drawers on.
- Gavin Shipman: Mum!
- Mick Shipman: Yeah, she's right. I'm flapping around like an elephant's trunk down there.
- Gavin Shipman: Dad!
- Pam Shipman: Elephant's trunk? I should be so lucky!
- Mick Shipman: Right, I'm going to start. This is ridiculous. Bryn, pass the pepper, will ya?
- Bryn West: [Picks up the over-sized pepper shaker] Cor! That's a big one! I can barely get my hand around it.
- Stacey Shipman: And Nessa's pregnant.
- Mick Shipman: What?
- Stacey Shipman, Pam Shipman, Nessa Jenkins, Gwen West, Dawn Sutcliffe: And Smithy's the father.
- Mick Shipman: Shit a brick!