- [Simon had faked his own death in the past. This time he really is dead. Peter, Beatrice and Aunt Auriel are looking wistfully at his gravestone]
- Beatrice Kingdom: Amazing to think he's actually down there this time.
- Aunt Auriel: You were quite sure he was dead?
- Peter Kingdom: Oh yes. As was the doctor. And the pathologist. And the undertaker.
- Aunt Auriel: Always pays to be certain with Simon.