Quotes
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [Abby is spinning in circles on a stool] Abby. Abigail! What are you doing?
Abby Sciuto : I'm trying to change my spacial orientation. Help myself get a new perspective.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : How's it working?
Abby Sciuto : I think I'm gonna be sick.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You got it?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : At great personal expense, I'm afraid. I agreed to be Tom Hubbard's Bridge partner at a tournament next month. A weekend in hell.
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[Tony starts reading Scott Rowe's autopsy report]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : You want the highlights?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yes, please.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Cause of death, blunt force trauma. He was not a healthy man. Mr. Rowe had quadruple bypass surgery before his fortieth birthday.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Was he an addict?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Oh, most definitely. He appears to have been addicted to fatty red meats, fried foods, and eggs. His cholesterol was 388.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Drugs?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : No, not even an aspirin, which he should have been taking on a daily regimen for his condition.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Thanks, Ducky, I owe you.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : And one day, dear boy, I shall collect.