Silver Spoons (TV Series)

Uneasy Rider (1984)

Christine Belford: Evelyn Stratton

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Quotes 

• Evelyn Stratton : Edward, I need a phone.

  [Edward points to the duck phone; she doesn't get it, and he lifts the receiver] 

  Evelyn Stratton : I refuse to speak into a duck!

  Edward Stratton III : Suit yourself.

• Evelyn Stratton : You conned me, young man. Now, what do you have to say for yourself?

  Ricky Stratton : I'm sorry, Mom; I'll never do it again. If I do, you can tie one end of a rope to me, and the other end to a smelly camel - and then you can drag me across the Gobi Desert, until my body swells up, and my tongue turns black.

• Evelyn Stratton : I need to use a phone, Miss Sombers.

  Kate Summers : That's Summers.

  Evelyn Stratton : Right.

  Kate Summers : The phone is right here.

  [a fish on the wall] 

  Evelyn Stratton : That's a fish.

  Kate Summers : [lifts receiver]  It's a fish phone.

  Evelyn Stratton : I'll use the phone in the limo.

  Kate Summers : Suit yourself.