Franklyn Seales: Dexter Stuffins

Quotes 

• Dexter Stuffins : I get goose bumps every time I think of the fact I was immersed in water where bugs have babies!

• Dexter Stuffins : With my luck, if I open my mouth, something tiny with far too many legs will fly into it.

• Dexter Stuffins : You said you wanted to be my friend. You asked me here because you cared about me - and I came because I care about you.

  Dexter Stuffins : [extending hand]  Friends?

• Ricky Stratton : Isn't life a kick in the head?

  Dexter Stuffins : Yes - life is a kick in the head. That's why I own stock in several aspirin companies.

• Dexter Stuffins : You'd want to hang out with me?

  Ricky Stratton : Yeah.

  Dexter Stuffins : Well, I'll tell you what - next Monday, why don't you come over to my office? I'll give you an accountant's green visor, some sleeve protectors - and we'll see what's new in the tax laws.

• Dexter Stuffins : Now listen, you! I happen to know the owner of the Ringling Brothers circus - so I suggest you make yourself scarce, or you may spend the rest of your life wearing a clown collar, tooting a toy horn, and riding a unicycle!