- Edward Stratton III: What's the matter?
- Dexter Stuffins: It's nothing - I'm fine.
- Edward Stratton III: You don't look fine. You look like you've been breakdancing with Nell Carter.
- Dexter Stuffins: Without her, life has no meaning. Lord, you might as well take me right now!
- [he opens the hotel room door, finding the hallway filled with smoke]
- Dexter Stuffins: Wait - you didn't let me finish!
- Edward Stratton III: Son, I know right now, things look a little bad. But you know, it's times like these that you really have to have faith - and truly believe that everything's gonna be just fine. Can you do that?
- Ricky Stratton: Yeah.
- Ricky Stratton: Let's get a club sandwich by the pool.
- Dexter Stuffins: [sobs] Oh, God!
- Edward Stratton III: Problem, Dex?
- Dexter Stuffins: You said "pool."
- Ricky Stratton, Edward Stratton III: So?
- Dexter Stuffins: So, Poole was one of the name of the characters in 2001.
- Ricky Stratton, Edward Stratton III: So?
- Dexter Stuffins: So, 2001 was that movie about space.
- Ricky Stratton, Edward Stratton III: So?
- Dexter Stuffins: So, that's what Renee said she wanted... space!
- Ricky Stratton: Why don't you have a glass of water?
- [Dexter sobs]
- Ricky Stratton: Let's see... water...
- Edward Stratton III: Faucet?
- Ricky Stratton: Plumber!
- [Dexter points at him and continues sobbing]
- Edward Stratton III: [after finding the bathroom filling with smoke] There's -- there's no alternative but to go out on the balcony.
- [He runs to the sliding glass door but can't move it]
- Edward Stratton III: Aah! We'll have to break it.
- Dexter Stuffins: But Edward, you said the smoke will get sucked into the room!
- Edward Stratton III: Well, what do you call this, haze?
- Dexter Stuffins: Well said.
- Edward Stratton III: I'm gonna go upstairs, soak in a warm tub.
- Kate Summers: Oh, I forgot, while you were gone, one of the pipes upstairs sprung a leak. There's somebody up there now fixing it.
- Edward Stratton III: Who is it?
- Kate Summers: Oh, somebody Dexter recommended. A great plumber. His name is Ralph Alcorn.
- [Dexter screams and runs up the stairs, followed by Edward and Ricky]
- Kate Summers: [last lines]
- Dexter Stuffins: Edward, this door won't open. I'll have to break the glass to get some fresh air in here.
- Edward Stratton III: Wait, Dexter, don't!
- Dexter Stuffins: Have you gone mad?
- Edward Stratton III: Look, it says here, "Don't let any smoke in the room by opening a window."
- Dexter Stuffins: [points at the smoke] What do you call that, haze?
- Ricky Stratton: Dad, when is that helicopter gonna get to us?
- Edward Stratton III: Oh, son, they have to save that lady first. You know, it's women first.
- Dexter Stuffins: Who made up that rule?
- Ricky Stratton: Some woman.