Silver Spoons (TV Series)
Blazing Hotel Rooms (1984)
Joel Higgins: Edward Stratton III
Quotes
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Edward Stratton III : What's the matter?
Dexter Stuffins : It's nothing - I'm fine.
Edward Stratton III : You don't look fine. You look like you've been breakdancing with Nell Carter.
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Edward Stratton III : Son, I know right now, things look a little bad. But you know, it's times like these that you really have to have faith - and truly believe that everything's gonna be just fine. Can you do that?
Ricky Stratton : Yeah.
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Ricky Stratton : Let's get a club sandwich by the pool.
Dexter Stuffins : [sobs] Oh, God!
Edward Stratton III : Problem, Dex?
Dexter Stuffins : You said "pool."
Ricky Stratton , Edward Stratton III : So?
Dexter Stuffins : So, Poole was one of the name of the characters in 2001.
Ricky Stratton , Edward Stratton III : So?
Dexter Stuffins : So, 2001 was that movie about space.
Ricky Stratton , Edward Stratton III : So?
Dexter Stuffins : So, that's what Renee said she wanted... space!
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Ricky Stratton : Why don't you have a glass of water?
[Dexter sobs]
Ricky Stratton : Let's see... water...
Edward Stratton III : Faucet?
Ricky Stratton : Plumber!
[Dexter points at him and continues sobbing]
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Edward Stratton III : [after finding the bathroom filling with smoke] There's -- there's no alternative but to go out on the balcony.
[He runs to the sliding glass door but can't move it]
Edward Stratton III : Aah! We'll have to break it.
Dexter Stuffins : But Edward, you said the smoke will get sucked into the room!
Edward Stratton III : Well, what do you call this, haze?
Dexter Stuffins : Well said.
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Edward Stratton III : I'm gonna go upstairs, soak in a warm tub.
Kate Summers : Oh, I forgot, while you were gone, one of the pipes upstairs sprung a leak. There's somebody up there now fixing it.
Edward Stratton III : Who is it?
Kate Summers : Oh, somebody Dexter recommended. A great plumber. His name is Ralph Alcorn.
[Dexter screams and runs up the stairs, followed by Edward and Ricky]
Kate Summers : [last lines]
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Dexter Stuffins : Edward, this door won't open. I'll have to break the glass to get some fresh air in here.
Edward Stratton III : Wait, Dexter, don't!
Dexter Stuffins : Have you gone mad?
Edward Stratton III : Look, it says here, "Don't let any smoke in the room by opening a window."
Dexter Stuffins : [points at the smoke] What do you call that, haze?
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Ricky Stratton : Dad, when is that helicopter gonna get to us?
Edward Stratton III : Oh, son, they have to save that lady first. You know, it's women first.
Dexter Stuffins : Who made up that rule?
Ricky Stratton : Some woman.