Georgi Irene: Leslie Ann Cranbottom

Quotes 

• Leslie : This is the first play I've ever written, but I must admit it's marvelous.

• Leslie : Why am I cursed with this legendary gorgeousness? Why does every man I meet fall hopelessly in love with me? Why?... Why?... Why?

  Ricky Stratton : [going off script]  You got me.

• Leslie : My mother told me she was going to get your father back - and my mother always gets what she wants. So after they get married...

  Ricky Stratton : Married?

  Leslie : Sure! If I were your father, I'd start looking for a good caterer.

  Ricky Stratton : But - but what about Kate?

  Leslie : If I were her, I'd start looking for a good singles bar.