Superstore (TV Series)

Essential (2020)

Kaliko Kauahi: Sandra

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• Cheyenne : Oh, sorry. We're limiting toilet paper to one pack per household.

  Toilet Paper Customer : My kids have separate households.

  Cheyenne : [scoffs]  There's, like, no way that baby has its own household. This is so unfair!

  Sandra : I know, there's never any left for us to buy at the end of the shift.

  Cheyenne : Bo and I have had to start using newspaper. The ink's starting to turn our butts weird colors. Which is cool, but probably not healthy.

  Sandra : What if we... set a pack aside somewhere, out of sight, then at the end of the day, we split it?

  Cheyenne : Oh, man. We totally should. And it's not like we're stealing. We're still gonna pay for it

  Sandra : Of course.

  Cheyenne : You know what? Maybe we should also put aside some Dinosaur mac and cheese. Bo's really into science right now.

• Cheyenne : Two kettlebells for Sarah, almond milk for Preeti.

  Sandra : Janet asked for three cans of tuna, but I think we should make it four. It's the least we can do for her these days because of... you know.

  Sandra : Racism?

  [Sandra nods] 

• Beer Customer : Oh, the beer is for you guys. Just a small thank you for all you've been doing.

  Sandra : That's so nice! We should all drink together after work.

  Cheyenne : Totally. Do you think that guy can get us some Ketamine?

• Amy : Okay, um, some good news.

  Sandra : [gasps]  Oh, my God. You're pregnant.

  Dina : [Everyone gasps]  Jesus, Amy! Again?

  Amy : No!

  Justine : Is it Adam's?

  Jonah : What?

  Amy : No!

  Jonah : Why would it be Adam's?

  Glenn : It's usually Adam's.

  Amy : I'm not pregnant.