Rango (2011)

Gore Verbinski: Sergeant Turley, Crevice, Slim, Lupe - Mariachi Violin

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Quotes 

• Elgin : That ain't nothin'. I coughed up an entire tribe of pygmies. They started lookin' at me weird.

  Furgus : I remember them! They was quite friendly!

  Spoons : I found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once...

  [Awkward silence] 

  Sergeant Turley : You might wanna get that looked at.

• Rango : [an arrow is sticking through Turley's head, entering in his right eye and coming out the left-rear side of his head; Rango looks disgusted]  Whoa! Ehh... are you sure you're fit for duty there, soldier?

  Sergeant Turley : [oblivious]  What?

  Rango : Uh, well, you've got a little somethin' in your... eye, there.

  Sergeant Turley : [indicates his left eye, seemingly oblivious]  Oh, that! That there's conjunctivitis, sir. It's hereditary.

  Rango : [going along as not to hurt Turley's feelings]  Oh! Well... um... glad to hear it's not contagious.

• Rango : Ooh, yeah, Jake ... you mean my brother!

  Sergeant Turley : Your brother?

  Rango : That's what I said.

  Buford : But he's a snake and you're a lizard!

  Rango : Well, Mama had an active ... uh ... social life.

• Rango : You and your kin are under arrest for bank robbery, and for the murder of our beloved financial adviser, Johannes Merrimack III, a.k.a. Fluffy Joe.

  Ezekiel : Sheriff, we didn't kill nobody. We tunneled into that vault and there weren't nothing in it.

  Jedidiah : Someone done rob that bank before we robbed it.

  Beans : Then where'd you get this here jug?

  Ezekiel : That's what I've been trying to tell you, Pappy. I found it in the desert.

  Balthazar : [starts whacking Ezekiel]  Then why in tarnation did you bring it here?

  Rango : Hold on, hold on! You're saying this here jug was empty when you found it?

  Ezekiel : Uh, huh! That's right!

  Sergeant Turley : Eh, I don't believe a word of him.

  Buford : Let's hang him, sheriff!

  Sergeant Turley : String 'em up!

  Beans : This wouldn't be the first time.

  Waffles : It's a puzzle! It's like a big old mammogram!

  Furgus : What's going on, sheriff?

  Rango : I don't know, but I'm gonna strip this mystery and expose it's private parts.

  [to Balthazar, sternly] 

  Rango : You and your kin are coming with me.