Quotes
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Shawn Spencer : Who needs forty-eight thousand dollars to live?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I *need* thirty-two. The other sixteen generally goes to you.
Shawn Spencer : Don't be ridiculous.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I claimed you on my taxes, Shawn!
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : [on his work at Psych] This is just something I do on the side. A hobby, really, like collecting thimbles or, um... raising carrier pigeons.
Frankjim Ogletree : You raise carrier pigeons?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : No, not at all. That's totally lame. I just said that because I was flustered.
Frankjim Ogletree : I raise carrier pigeons.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I'm glad you said that. Because I was afraid to tell you how cool I thought carrier pigeons are. Flying around and carrying stuff, coming back... awesome!
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : [forcibly removing Shawn from his office] Don't you dare go boneless on me, Shawn!
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : What the hell are you doing here?
Shawn Spencer : I should ask you the same question.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I work here!
Shawn Spencer : Okay, I should ask you a different question.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : [about Ogletree] He's the new regional sales manager, my immediate boss, and a tyrant. They call him the Little Pinochet.
Shawn Spencer : That's too abstract. Why don't they just call him Jerk Pants or Suck McJones?
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[Shawn and Gus are startled by Haversham's barking dog]
Shawn Spencer : That dog is kind of an A-hole.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : It sees something.
Shawn Spencer : Yeah, urine stains on my pants.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : How did you get inside the house?
Shawn Spencer : Hadewych, housekeeper. She was leaving, so she let me in. Tiny little dollop of a woman. Dutch-Indonesian. Enormous forearms. She made me a pannekoek. It's like a pancake, but it is the size of a manhole cover.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Mr. Haversham, we got here early.
Shawn Spencer : Hadewych let us in. We love her, and we'd like one of our own.