"Mom" A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers (TV Episode 2020) - Anna Faris as Christy Plunkett

Christy : [on the phone] How'd it go?

Marjorie : He called me Mom!

Christy : Oh my God! I'll get everybody on a conference call!
Christy : [sick, answers phone] Hello?

Marjorie : Where are you?

Christy : I don't know.

Marjorie : Where's Sophia?

Christy : She's with my mom in your living room.

Marjorie : I'm *in* my living room, nobody's here.

Christy : I'll conference her.

Bonnie : [answers phone] Yeah?

Christy : Where are you?

Bonnie : Watching Arlo put a new tire on my car.

Marjorie : Where's Sophia?

Bonnie : She's with Jill in your living room.

Marjorie : No, she's not.

Christy : Hang on, I'll conference her.

Jill : Hello.

Marjorie : Jill, where's Sophia?

Jill : I had a bit of a meltdown at the meeting, so Tammy brought her home and they're in your living room.

Marjorie : No they're not.

Christy : I'll conference her.

Tammy : [answers] Hey Marjorie.

Christy , Marjorie , Bonnie , Jill : Where are you/the baby?

Tammy : Is this a conference call? I've never had one of those.

Marjorie : Tammy, where are you?

Tammy : I'm in your living room.

[opens door]

Marjorie : No you're not!

[turns around]

Marjorie : Never mind, yes you are.

[hangs up]
Christy : Oh wait, I'm blocking you, gimme your keys.

[they synchronistically toss their keys to one another and catch them]

Christy : You realize we're never going to be able to do that again.

Marjorie : Why would we need to?

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett