- Lt. Commander Quinton McHale: Hi, Captain. Is there anything I can do for you, Sir?
- Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: Yes. You could join the Army!
- Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: Do you know what you are?
- Ensign Charles Parker: Yes sir. I am an ensign in the United States Navy.
- Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: You are a brainless, bumbling, bungling, boneheaded BOOB!