McHale's Navy (TV Series)

McHale's Floating Laundromat (1965)

Tim Conway: Ensign Charles Parker

Quotes 

• Captain Wallace B. Binghamton : Do you know what you are?

  Ensign Charles Parker : Yes sir. I am an ensign in the United States Navy.

  Captain Wallace B. Binghamton : You are a brainless, bumbling, bungling, boneheaded BOOB!