The Curse of Blanchard Hill (2006 Video)
Jess Manley: Detective Roger
Quotes
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Forest Ranger Fred : Hey you guys? I don't know about this. I think we might need to get some backup... Maybe a search team or the Marines or something.
Detective Roger : No! That's a stupid idea. If we do that, this place'll be crawling with media, and we don't need that!
Detective Peter : Right. It'll blow our case! If that killer has cable TV, we're done for.
Detective Roger : He could even have extended cable.
Detective Peter : Is that even possible in this forbidden land?
Forest Ranger Fred : You guys, we don't even have DSL up here.
Detective Roger : Lame.
Detective Peter : In any case, we've got to keep quiet until we know more.
Forest Ranger Fred : Buh... But we gotta warn them! I mean, more people could die! We gotta quarantine this place off!
Detective Peter : Look, pal! We're the detectives, and you're the forest ranger. So you just leave us alone to do our jobs, and you do yours. Got it?
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Detective Peter : Looks like we gotta get fresh, brother. America needs us.
Detective Roger : Let's get ready for some detecting.
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Detective Roger : Peter, I think we've got a serial killer on our hands.
Detective Peter : But a bear did this.
Detective Roger : But, Peter, the machete wounds on this man could not have been done by a bear. They match the ones on those honky-tonk kids, except bloodier for some reason.
Detective Peter : Oh come on, Roger. No man could possess the power to do something like this!
Detective Roger : Yes, Peter. Yes he could.
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Detective Roger : Me too, man. Me, too.