"Captain Planet and the Planeteers" Meltdown Syndrome (TV Episode 1991) - Dean Stockwell as Duke Nukem

Dr. Borzon : Wh-who are you?... Wh-*what* are you?

Duke Nukem : Duke Nukem, radioation king, at your service. As for *what* I am...

[begins to glow]

Duke Nukem : The ignorants call me a mutant. *I* prefer to think of myself as the future of mankind! And I could use a guy like you on my team. You could be a leader of the nuclear age: unlimited power, all the electrons you can eat! Are you with me, or against me?

Dr. Borzon : Scientists don't take sides.

Duke Nukem : Scientists aren't supposed to *lie*, either. But you do. You're my kind of guy, Doc.

Dr. Borzon : Well, maybe I was, but not now. Not after meeting you!
Duke Nukem : [singing to the tune of "On Top of Old Smoky"] My name is Duke Nukem./I'm a radiar shark./I'm hotter than Elvis,/and I glow in the dark.
Wheeler : [brandishing his ring] Back off, Nukem! I'm warning you!

Duke Nukem : Oh, boy, dueling death-rays!
Captain Planet : [seeing the power plant in the process of Nukem's meltdown] Uh-oh! Disaster time!

Duke Nukem : [jumping from the building to the ground] You said it, Planet!
Captain Planet : Can't we settle this peacefully, Nukem?

Duke Nukem : Sure, Captain Planet, I'll blast YOU to pieces.
Duke Nukem : How dare you trash my Nukemobile! I just had it painted!

Dean Stockwell: Duke Nukem