- [first lines]
- Parker Kovak: Oh my God! It's disgusting. It's repulsive. It's downright disrespectful.
- Simon Nolan: [looking at Chicago's flashing underwear] It's not as good as yesterday. She wasn't wearing underwear.
- Parker Kovak: Not her. This.
- [hands over a wedding invitation card]
- Chicago Hyatt: I don't believe in pants.
- Parker Kovak: And apparently underwear on some days.
- Chicago Hyatt: Tuesdays and Thursdays. It has to breathe.
- Chicago Hyatt: Parker, don't you know Chicago's number one rule of life?
- Parker Kovak: [guessing] Don't work too hard?
- Chicago Hyatt: No, that's rule number two. Rule number one is this: Something is only embarrassing when you're embarrassed.
- Parker Kovak: That actually makes sense to me.