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Quotes
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Ianto Jones : It's all over.
Owen Harper : [pauses] Let's all have sex.
Ianto Jones : [deadpan] And I thought the End of the World couldn't get any worse.
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Ianto Jones : They know more about this place than I do.
[bangs fist on table]
Ianto Jones : Nobody knows more than I do!
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Ianto Jones : Just us... in this room... for as long as it takes. Terrifying.
Captain Jack Harkness : Really?
Ianto Jones : Absolutely. Shivers down my spine.
Captain Jack Harkness : You don't look scared.
Ianto Jones : Well, it... passed.
[Jack raises fist in a mock threatening manner and growls]
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Captain Jack Harkness : Have a little faith. With a dashing hero like me on the case, how can we fail?
Ianto Jones : He is dashing. You have to give him that.
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Toshiko Sato : No, I can't just hook something up! The entire telephone network is down.
Owen Harper : What about a mobile connection?
Toshiko Sato : [slowly] The. Entire. Telephone. Network. Is down!
Ianto Jones : Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string, everything, absolutely everything: no phones, phones all broken.
[holds up hand in imitation of telephone]
Ianto Jones : Hello? Anyone there? No! Cause the phones aren't working!
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Beth : [to Jack] Will it hurt?
Captain Jack Harkness : Yes.
Beth : Your bedside manner's rubbish.
Gwen Cooper : You should see his manners in bed. They're atrocious!... apparently. So I've heard.
Ianto Jones : Oh they are. I remember this one time...
Captain Jack Harkness : [clears throat forcefully]
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Owen Harper : How d'you know all that?
Ianto Jones : I know everything! And it says so on the bottom of the screen.
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Toshiko Sato : [as Captain Jack takes an alien artifact out of a box] You said we weren't allowed to use that again.
Captain Jack Harkness : It's just a mind probe.
Ianto Jones : Remember what happened the last time you used it?
Captain Jack Harkness : That was different. That species has extremely high blood pressure.
Ianto Jones : All right, their heads must explode all the time.
Gwen Cooper : Jack, we can't do this. What if you're wrong? If she is human, it'll kill her.
Captain Jack Harkness : I'm not wrong. We have to find out what she is.
Toshiko Sato : Take it easy, Jack. Stop at the first sign of trouble.
Ianto Jones : Or the first sign of exploding.
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Ianto Jones : We don't sniff the sub-etheric resonator!
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Toshiko Sato : [hacking into a military database] Come on, guys, that wasn't even difficult. You disappoint me.
Ianto Jones : It's almost obscene what you do to security systems.