What We Do in the Shadows (TV Series)

Brain Scramblies (2020)

Matt Berry: Laszlo Cravensworth

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Quotes 

• Laszlo : Vampires have huge respect for owls. One, they're nocturnal. Two, they're predators. And three, they don't give a "hoot" where they dump their scat.

• Laszlo : [looking at the oblivious Sean]  'Cause he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese. My good-time boy.

• Laszlo : We're not going to kill him. It goes against our non-killing agreement.

  Nandor : Yes, but it is now necessary to do the humane thing and rip Sean's head off.

• Laszlo : [after Laszlo and Nandor attempt to hypnotize Sean]  I think it's worked... .

  Sean : What happened?

  Laszlo : [reassuringly]  Quite all right, Sean.

  Sean : Uh yeah, totally.

  [pause] 

  Sean : Who's Sean?

  Laszlo : Shit. He's forgotten everything.